when your mom’s more butch than you are.
(submitted by themuffinmanlivesondrurylane)
BITCH I’LL FUCKING CUT YOU a slice of cake because youre a cutie and deserve really sweet things and do you need anything else? no? [smooches your face bc youre really cute]
NO WEAPON FASHIONED AGAINST ME SHALL PROSPER !
It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana are being legalized at the same time.
Leviticus 20:13 says if a man lays with another man, he should be stoned.
We were just misinterpreting it.
this is tegan’s mating call.
*comes to tegan*